It has recently come to our attention that we have a nerd on our forums. Several sources suggests that this man reads both Slashdot and reddit daily, and on multiple occasions has he been seen entering IRC-channels on Freenode. We have reason to believe he is armed with deep technical knowledge and in possesion of obscure sci-fi trivia. It has been suggested by insiders that he have had contact with several dangerous individuals such as Richard Stallman and Ken Perlin.

As always, we would like to remind you that while we believe the condition is contagious, it usually takes several years of exposure to develop. Adolescents are the most receptive and should stay well clear, but for adults the risk is deemed to be low as long as exposure is kept to a minimum.

Please stay calm but be cautious. Authorities have been contacted and help is on its way.